Short Stories

I haz a desk introodah From MonkeyPie in the accidental girl (12 hours old)

Office cat keeps stealing my place Godammit. We compromised in the end...… more

Destroying more songs From MonkeyPie in the accidental girl (12 hours old)

So, I have made another video! It's been in the wings for a while (a year). I got a little stuck on it, made it again when I was here and added some clips from the summer. Beth Orton will hate me.… more

The Jinx From studentteacher83 in It Shouldn't Happen to a Teacher (1 day old)

A few weeks ago in the Maths office we were discussing numerous teachers who were off due to illness or stress or whatever reason. Our head of Department told us all how thankful he was that we all tu… more

If there's scary entities on your TV screen. Who you gonna call? From cj592 ^Pro in Television (2 days old)

Not the john and Edward vote line, thats for sure. It was film week and the x factor hopefuls are still trying to win our votes. And the moment of the night was, for me, the Jedward version of gho… more

Why does snoopy sleep on top of his kennel? From cj592 ^Pro in Enter the Void.... (2 days old)

It's because... there's no room insode the doghouse now that CJ is in there :oops: So why am I in there? It is for daring to suggest that I have learnt my lesson about not straying from the 'chri… more

Bastard banks and bosses From cj592 ^Pro in Enter the Void.... (4 days old)

Why are screwy thins happening to people around us? My OH is talking to her brother at the moment. he has been having trouble with the bank. He was a hundred pounds overdrawn on his bank account … more

sob monkey From MonkeyPie in the accidental girl (4 days old)

Oh my god, I've become a total sop. X-factor makes me cry: Daryl and Rozelle for example.. Plus the engagement scene in love actually last night. Total blub-fest. What's wrong with me?!… more

Unbidden reflections: personifying procrastination From the-living-dead in SKY ABOVE AND HELL BELOW (5 days old)

Personifying procrastination is now being used by Unholy Sermon as lyrics for their song with the self same title...:D Why does it seem as if I wait for your light to ascend And cast its rosy hue… more

Clad in your blood red hue From the-living-dead in SKY ABOVE AND HELL BELOW (5 days old)

Brightness dimmed, you stood before my eyes unveiled Resplendent orb, splashing hues transient they wane Melting against the infinite backdrop. And my eyes found you, confounded by all the sound T… more

Day 1 From MonkeyPie in the accidental girl (5 days old)

Ok, so my first installment went great. She had me doing a mini circuit thing- 10-20 reps on loads of the machines. I told her I don't want to build muscle which she took on board so she had me doing … more

self imposed exile...abandoned for a wee itty bitty bit...;) From the-living-dead in SKY ABOVE AND HELL BELOW (6 days old)

Of liquid grace and silken skin Soft, like skirts of silk, Your silken voice like honey pressed against bare skin, The rustle; that whisper told with every move, Of grace unfolds… Slipping do… more

Bon Jovi Live Lounge- living on a prayer From cj592 ^Pro in C.J's guide to music and video (7 days old)

Heard this on the radio on the way home and thought it was blooming fantastic … more

Old year, New You From MonkeyPie in the accidental girl (7 days old)

One of the benefits of being monetarily liquid and in a country where I have very little social life is that I have finally the resources and time to dedicate to doing fairly antisocial things. My… more

EmJay From MonkeyPie in the accidental girl (8 days old)

Went to see 'This is It' with my little coushsurfer pal yesterday. Once the archaic cinema managed to line up the sound with the picture (irritatingly in the middle of my favourite song- the way you m… more

Will we see the back of the twins this week? From cj592 ^Pro in Television (9 days old)

Is this the week that John and Edward go? Especially after they ruined Queens we will rock you. The whole second verse was out of time!! Danyl and Lloyd werent good either. I thought Lucie rocked t… more

A dark morning..... From cj592 ^Pro in Enter the Void.... (9 days old)

I rushed around town yesterday looking for a costume to wear. I did finally find one.... there is a pic on the way. But when it came to it, I really still didnt feel well enough to go. Still feelin… more

The Costume Hunt starts tomorrow From cj592 ^Pro in Enter the Void.... (11 days old)

So. no post and no costume. At this rate I will have to go hunting around town tomorrow to see what I can scrape together. There was no point ordering anything online. That is assuming I end up go… more

Merlin- the second series so far From cj592 ^Pro in Television (11 days old)

I have been thoroughly enjoying this new series of Merlin. Especially the recent episode. Sarah Parish as the troll is excellent. Love the way she changes her demeanour from lady to troll. :) I… more

Waterloo road - episode 1 From cj592 ^Pro in Television (12 days old)

Booo! I wanted Tom Chambers character to be a good guy! It's great to see the cheesy drama back- with some new characters, having to cope with a merger (something I nearly had to deal with a couple o… more

Starting to eat From cj592 ^Pro in Enter the Void.... (12 days old)

I was going to go out tonight, but I really havent felt well enough. In fact this half term has not gone well at all. I have started to have a bit to eat. and we are having soup for dinner (Of cour… more

A sick day From cj592 ^Pro in Enter the Void.... (13 days old)

It's been a horrible day. and it was supposed to be a good one :( It is the first day my OH and I have had off together for ages and we were going to go out and have a nice time. But at 5 o clock t… more

The Phone Ghost From cj592 ^Pro in Enter the Void.... (14 days old)

I am watching Most Haunted Live at the moment. The thing with the phone I think is someone at home phoning the place up. If they have the TV up then that's what Ciaran heard when he answered the pho… more

Social Climber From MonkeyPie in the accidental girl (15 days old)

No no, it's not about a sycophantic attempt.. monkey went climbing this weekend! Monkey is becoming a fish-goat: "Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no river wide enough.." ec.. So! As I looked … more

Bottom two shocker- tonight From cj592 ^Pro in Television (16 days old)

I cant believe it! I did not expect these two acts to be in tonights bottom two. Miss Frank performed really well. and Danyl is supposed to be the favourite! I was expecting Lloyd and Stacey. … more

The now and then post From cj592 ^Pro in Enter the Void.... (16 days old)

I am watching the X factor results show at the moment. Michael Bubble is good. I am thinking this is the week that the twins will go. Yesterday went well. Even though my sister had trouble with … more

Ta Da!!! From hebburndelboy in RANDOM (16 days old)

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That Question Time From cj592 ^Pro in Television (18 days old)

Just out of interest, did anyone watch Question Time last night? If so, what are your thoughts? I missed it, but have been interested to hear all the uproar in the aftermath. How did Griffin come… more

Half term From cj592 ^Pro in Enter the Void.... (18 days old)

I am so glad it is half term. I really need a rest, as I have been rushed off my feet. and this coldy flu never went :( But there is so much going on this helf term. Tomorrow my family should be c… more

Waterloo road returns From cj592 ^Pro in Television (19 days old)

And theres a familiar face.... Tom Chambers, last seen dancing his little socks off in Strictly come dancing. Well, I was hoping he would be the new Doctor Who, but deputy head in Waterloo roa… more

Broody Monkey From MonkeyPie in the accidental girl (20 days old)

Ah, I have found a great source of procrastination: Morphthing.com I've been through and morphed my potential babies according to celebrities who most match my exes, thus whittling down what kind of … more